Konsultasi cari jodoh

Posted By ClaraBee Tuesday, October 23, 2012 6:38:39 PM
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ClaraBee
 Posted Tuesday, October 23, 2012 6:38:39 PM
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Hehehe iki repost sih tapi nda apa - apa yooo biar rame ajaaaa :D

Di like yooo sodara - sodaraaa >.<

Seorang pemuda datang berkonsultasi kepada ustadz.

Pemuda: “Ustadz, mengapa saya tidak pernah menemukan jodoh saya? Mengapa saya belum berhasil mendapatkan seorang pacar sekalipun?”

Ustadz: “Gadis seperti apa yang kau inginkan?”

Pemuda: “Saya menginginkan gadis yang putih, cantik, tinggi, pintar, perhatian, dan mencintai saya.”

Ustadz: “Ohhh… kalau begitu kamu harus melaksanakan ajaran 3B. “B” yang pertama adalah “BERUSAHA”, apakah kamu sudah cukup berusaha?”

Pemuda: “Wah… yang namanya usaha tuh sudah saya lakukan dengan maksimal. Sudah sangat banyak tempat yang saya lalui demi mendapatkan gadis impian saya itu.”

Ustadz: “Kalau begitu kamu harus melaksanakan “B” yang kedua, yaitu “BERDOA” bila perlu berdoa dan berpuasa.”

Pemuda: “Pak Ustadz, setiap hari saya berdoa untuk hal ini, bahkan berpuasa Senin dan Kamis.”

Ustadz: “Wah, mungkin kamu harus melaksanakan ajaran “B” yang ketiga.”

Pemuda: “Apa itu, Pak?”

Ustadz: “BERCERMIN!”



Minato
 Posted Thursday, November 29, 2012 11:08:31 PM
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ahahha lucu
tinggalin jejak dulu deh :laugh:
san_san
 Posted Tuesday, December 18, 2012 2:23:41 AM
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lucu:D
EarthSky
 Posted Monday, March 4, 2013 11:14:28 PM
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Huaha..

nice dagelan dab..
lanjoet mendagel..
:D
EarthSky
 Posted Thursday, March 7, 2013 4:59:56 PM
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Hehe..
Hihi..

Nice share..
lanjut share nya..
Sekalian sundul deh.. :D
sepbowo
 Posted Thursday, March 7, 2013 10:40:34 PM
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 Posted Friday, March 8, 2013 9:06:06 AM
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nice post

salam kenal
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 Posted Tuesday, March 12, 2013 3:56:42 AM
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xixixi....:D

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sepbowo
 Posted Thursday, March 14, 2013 1:36:52 AM
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pie iki?
udah ada yg dapet jodoh belum?


Hidup ini memang begini adanya, maka bersyukur saja
atankz
 Posted Thursday, March 14, 2013 8:19:31 AM
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bantuin donk dapet jodoh ???

salam kenal

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